This post was going to be a scathing review of this weeks episode of Scared Straight. The reason this was going to be a bludgeoning of the series is due to the fact that this was more of a tour for these potential inmates. Escorted by over 7 correctional officers, these unruly and disrespectful teens were getting a tour more than being "Scared Straight" Elderly men talk with these bad children as if the generation gap couldn't be more prevalent. A simple lecture and guided tour was taking place on this wrongly titled "Scared Straight" episode until... they unveiled... the Loaf.
Years ago on an episode of 20/20, I have vague memories of John Stossel or visiting a prison and eating what they call in jail, the loaf. Stossel's loaf, however, was a wheat bread colored and textured mixture of bread, vegetables, and protein bits. As disgusting as that was, it at least had edibility.
When they released the loaf on this episode, it looked like a clump of dog food... that a dog vomited. I wanted to @johnstossel and bet him he would not even go near the loaf on this Scared Straight. A mound of dark brown wretchedness is served to inmates who decide to break the rules within the walls of Maryland Correctional and it will be eaten. Cook a sh*t log and you will have a taste of prison. Stay Legal
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